Personalized Run For Your Life!

The Cutting Board That Warns… So You Don’t Have To!

This isn’t just a cutting board — it’s a public service announcement disguised as kitchen gear. Whether they’re armed with a knife or just her famous “helpful” cooking tips, this board lets everyone know they should probably step back.

CNC wood inlays with the hilarious “Run for Your Life! (Dana) Has a Knife” design featuring terrified veggies, this board brings humor, personality, and just the right amount of danger to your kitchen.

Custom, Just for You:

• Personalized with your name — because every kitchen legend deserves their own warning sign.

Built Like a Tank:

• 19" Long × 15" Tall × 2" Thick — plenty of space for serious chopping (or lighthearted veggie intimidation).

• Available in Walnut or Cherry — rich, durable hardwoods that look stunning in any kitchen.

• Built-in Handles — easy to grab, easy to hide… or brandish.

• Rubber Feet — helps keep the board (and your reputation) steady.

• Finished with a Food-Safe, Oil-Based Finish — beautiful, durable, and ready for anything.

Perfect For:

• The master chef with a sense of humor.

• Gift Givers — because nothing says “I love you” like a threat… with laughs.

• Anyone who believes the best meals come with a side of personality.

Warning: May cause giggles, compliments, and the occasional dramatic retreat from the kitchen. 😉